Oh Baby You. You Got What Ding Need.
A few weeks ago, Dr. Ding was overcome by a fit of nostalgia and posted a torrent of Biz Markie-related posts and the following YouTube video on Twitter in the vain hope of self-adminstering a cure for my musical affliction.
It didn’t take.
So, here you go. Mr. Markie in all his funky, Momma-ranking, Mozart-bewigged glory. I’m including the lyrics after the jump so you can sing along.
You know you want to.
100% Totally Mullet
Greetings. It’s summer here in Hellstown. Which can mean only three things.
1. I have the energy level of a slug in a mud puddle who just snorted up a couple of Quaaludes followed by a beer chaser aka 1970s Pornstar Happy Hour.
2. It’s humid, which makes my wrists and forearms stick to this here computer. It’s unpleasant.
3. The resultant torpor makes my grammar, pronunciation and usage of idiomatic expression come out all slow and rednecky. That’s right - Dr. Ding’s serum hillbilly levels rise precipitiously during the summer months. Which is why all I’m posting today is this here list from CaryMc over at LOTD.
You can thank me later.
Zzonk! Biff! Kapow!
Many thanks to @labanjohnson for bringing this to my attention. It’s a very amusing picture taken at the Caroline Collective grand opening here in our very own H-town. Can you find the shrink who thinks she’s Catwoman?
No?
Okay. Let’s try this again. Can you find the shrink who thinks she’s a very nerdy Catwoman?
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Creatively Original Post: FAIL
If you haven’t yet checked out The FAIL Blog, you must do so immediately. Laughing will most assuredly ensue.
The power of Christ compels you.
Damn these gasoline underpants I’m always wearing.
Parody of Chopper Reid Australian PSA
This is actually Ronnie Johns doing a cod-Reid, exhorting his fellow/sister Australians to HTFU.
Please note: Dr. Ding will henceforth be using the above abbreviation with wild, pony-mane-tossing abandon.
Whinnnnneeeeigggh!
Enjoy. With special thanks to LOTD.
Edumacation
Dearest snarkficionados.
Dr. Ding thinks you should check out the following blogs and sites, for the good of the order, and for the care of souls.
Local Blogs:
The Bloggess Dig those kee-ray-zay curlers. And she’ll steal the corset off a dead Gold Rush whore, stat. Do not underestimate her powers.
epiphenita Makes Dr. Ding look like a total fucking pantywaist. Brutally honest, inventively funny, and she has the best vocabulary this side of the Pecos. I totally stole MarriedToTheSea comics from her.
chookooloonks Gorgeous photos. And her adorable daughter almost makes me want to become a parent. Almost.
Slices From the PearLady Her SFW blog wins awards. I have technical envy as well as glittery pear logo envy.
Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches Okay, so it’s Nac, but it’s so righteously ring-a-ding-ding I don’t care.
Dr. Miggy Smart, eclectic science/music enlightenment purveyor. She plays Cesaria Evora on her radio show, which makes her aces in my book.
Sites:
The Institute of Official Cheer This site makes me laugh and cringe simultaneously. It’s pure internet crack.
Skwigg’s World Gen-X’s fitness guru and I shouldn’t love the obssessive pictures of her abs, guns, and eats. But yet I do.
HCWD Come for the incisive social commentary, stay for the deconstruction of the post-millenial American male waxing-tanning dialectic as it obtains in Long Island and New Jersey proper.
Dandyism.net My latest find. Exceedingly delightful.
LUSH No, it’s not what you think. It’s about conditioner that smells exactly like pumpkin pie.
Pup Scouts Top Dinger Trainer’s site for all things doggish. I need to get Pooperella over there, stat. Oh and possibly myself since it’s my behavior that’s the problem. But not the actual pooing. That’s all her. Yes.
indiebride and Offbeat Bride The only two wedding sites that make any sense whatsoever.
Blogs:
Brass Goggles The lighter side of steampunk. For Victorian nerddes.
LOTD By turns sophomoric and utterly brilliant.
midwest neurotica When I yearn for my midwestern roots, I come here. The recipes alone are killer bee.
Technoccult High weirdness indeed. Come here to get your conspiracy theory freak on.
Slaying the Scale Monster JeAnne is one of my heroes. Not just because she lost the weight, but because she gained a rich, interesting life and hard-won self-acceptance. Love her. Love her!
There are lots more, these are just the ones I’ve been ritualistically, compulsively checking over and over peeking at lately.
- https://progresivamente.org/
- https://www.riaeduca.org/
- https://www.onbelaycounseling.com/
- https://www.bearwilliamsmusic.com/
- https://www.rajhanstilespvtltd.com/
- https://ascuri.org/
- https://www.atelp.org/
- https://fuhrmannheatingtv.com/
- https://www.nmptap.org/
- https://askdrding.com/
- https://thekingsheadhouse.com/
- https://www.karadefrias.com/
- https://www.andros-hotels.com/
- https://www.lebanonecomovement.org/
- https://ohdsichina.org/