Monthly Archives: November 2007

Fetch Me My Insulin, Jeebes, I’ve Overdosed On Doggie Sugar. Yes, Again.

Maybe it’s the time of year, or maybe it was the Quiznos salad I had earlier w/extra dressing, but Dr. Ding is feeling all schmoopy this eve. So may I present to you a pic that was sent to me … Continue reading

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Dissonant Fonts

In case you, dear reader, have been wondering, the fonts have been changing lately here in Ding Nation. I have been using different computers during the last week as well as cutting and pasting from various email fonts, and I … Continue reading

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Dear Dr. Ding

Dear Dr. Ding: I have a question for you. I have death anxiety and I have it in a big, bad way. So my question to you is like what is the line of like normal worry and worry that … Continue reading

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Dear Dr. Ding

[Ed note: Out of concern for the retinas of my readership, I have deleted certain more harrowing visual images from Ms Claiborne’s email. Please view with caution.] Oh Dearest Dr Ding,I just received this email with some fabulous 1977 retro … Continue reading

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Evil Alien Overlord Alert

This will have to be brief, my loyal Dinguses and Dingarians, for Dr. Ding is a gal on the go today. I will be flying the friendly skies, but….this just in: H-town is about to be overrun by a faceless … Continue reading

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Domestic Goddessery, Dinggy Style

Hey, y’all. I’m sick of fuckin’ turkey. So here’s my Frito Pie recipe, Dinggy-style. It’s not low-carb, low-fat, healthy, or even all that interesting, but hot damn it’s good for the soul, and if you add a lil’ raw jalapeno … Continue reading

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