Category Archives: Current Events

Coming Out Of The Spiritual Closet With Jazz Hands Of Mercy

Posted on January 26, 2015 by askdrding

I’ve written and rewritten this post so many times it’s redonk, and it’s still not where I want it to be, but my 46th birthday is tomorrow, and it’s about damn time that I just spit it all out. So … Continue reading →

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Blockade Runner, Not Like Rhett Butler

Posted on July 29, 2012 by askdrding

  So here I lounge, with a busted up Achilles tendon, bilateral plantar fasciitis and a resurgent case of bursitis in my hip. What this means is that by law I must now watch 17 episodes of the following television … Continue reading →

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Making The Most Out Of Your Recession

Posted on June 2, 2011 by askdrding

Dr. Ding spent like ten thousand years in Gradual School, so I know all kinds of helpful shit about how to survive on nothing but a flat of Ramen noodles and a single pack of generic cigarettes for a week. … Continue reading →

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When Will Jesus Bring The Doughnuts?

Posted on January 5, 2010 by askdrding

Just thought I’d give y’all a little update. I had reams of wild and woolly dreams last night, none of which I can presently remember clearly, but I’m pretty sure there was a giant sandwich involved in one of them. … Continue reading →

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Adventures In Methane

Posted on January 4, 2010 by askdrding

I’m back on the Elimination Diet wagon, all old-timey like. This is Day Four. My last coherent memory has to do with chopping raw vegetables and drinking some kind of shake that tasted nothing like a bacon martini. Nothing. Like. … Continue reading →

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In The Future, We’ll All Be Wearing Granny Panties

Posted on November 9, 2009 by askdrding

As you may remember, we’ve moved back to Denver, where the cost of living is higher and psychologists are a dime-a-dozen, so my caseload is smaller and my net income is lower. There are all manner of shrinks panhandling on … Continue reading →

Posted in Bad Psychology Fun, Cringeworthy Fashions, Current Events, Money | 8 Comments