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Maybe it’s the time of year, or maybe it was the Quiznos salad I had earlier w/extra dressing, but Dr. Ding is feeling all schmoopy this eve. So may I present to you a pic that was sent to me by a dear friend who I shall introduce properly at a later date.

I know. He’s almost sickeningly cute. But wait, there’s more to come. This long-coated Chihuahua’s name is Heart-kun, and he was born in Japan in May, 2007. Owner Emiko Sakurada has no plans to sell him. Instead, she’s going to make a festive shawl out of him. No…that’s not right…do they wear shawls in Japan? I meant to say kimono. More nauseatingly endearing pics after the jump.

Jeebes, where’s my goddamned insulin?

Can’t do this….much……….longer…[gasp]..must… look away….[flails jerkily, Shatner-style]….kidneys failing…..teeth… rotting…….can’t..hold..on…….much….long-………ghuuuurrraahk!

And I’m spent.