Category Archives: Old Peeps

Dr. Ding Fields Your Questions

In the last few weeks I’ve gotten a number of questions about what I was referencing in this post, so I thought I’d clarify. I’ve collapsed some of them into summarized queries below. What happened with that spirit that showed … Continue reading

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Dear Dr. Ding

Ed. note: By the Sacred Silver Go-Go Boots of GirlJesus™, Dr. Ding is delighted to take a break from her strenuous biweekly posting schedule featuring mostly YouTube videos, tiny monkeys, and random pelvic thrusting in order to respond to reader … Continue reading

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Ain’t Technology Grand?

Thanks to the marvels of age-progression technology, you are all now able to see Dr. Ding at the age of 90. For some reason they missed the tall glass of Scotch. And my rocket car. But they got the hot-pink, … Continue reading

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Unsuccessful Aging 101

So. Along the way, Dr. Ding has picked up some good tips on how to ensure a fairly miserable old age. Here are the top five: 1. Stop moving. I mean it. Ride when you can walk. Sit when you … Continue reading

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Burnout Questionnaire Regarding Being Burned-Out

Burnout Questionnaire About Burnout: Are You Burned-Out? By Dr. Ding aka Dr. Dementa Please answer the following items “yes”, “no”, or using whatever series of expletives seems to best fit. Sample repsonse is indicated below. It should be noted that … Continue reading

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Friday Diatribe

Dr. Ding is going to begin working for a franchise of Old Peeps homes within the next couple of weeks. In the course of researching said home(s), the following facts were discovered regarding the various amenities available: 1. Homemade ice … Continue reading

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