Category Archives: Retro 80s

Stay Gold, Ponyboy

I’d like to take this time to answer any questions you have about either the movie or the book “The Outsiders”. We can focus mostly on denim, hair grease, and why so much fuckin’ unrelenting bad, terrible shit had to … Continue reading

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Getting My GLOW Back

Thanks to this hawesome blog post by Agent Lover, I have now become an official donor to this project - GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling. You amemba GLOW don’t you? It was a big-haired, bad-permed all-girl … Continue reading

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Lordy Lordy Look Who’s 40

That’s right, you’ns. Dr. Ding is turning 40 tomorrow and I couldn’t be happier. Why? Read on, my gentle and very sexy readers. 1. Finally, I will have a smokescreen for my pottymouthed, irreverent and curmudgeonly behavior. People will just … Continue reading

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For Lo The Fashion Apocalyse Is Nigh

Dear GirlJesus™: Dr. Ding knoweth not what sort of crazed and hellish fashion conspiracy created these shoes. But please, oh please, by the power of Your Heavenly Silver Shitkickers, Platform-Style, remove these jazzy huarache abominations from the collective unconscious so … Continue reading

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How To Be All Coolio, Just Like Dr. Ding

So there I was, toodling along the highways and byways of East Jesus Junction, TX (due south of Bumblefuck RFD), thinking to myself: Self, how can you, Dr. Ding, be cool? Not just cool, but supercool. Like, a Coolio level … Continue reading

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More Highway Robbery

Dr. Ding just lurrved Adam & The Ants back in the day. So here ya go. Bandiddly qua qua! Bandiddly punk rock!

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