Adorable Primate Pic
When life irritates the ever-living fuck out of Dr. Ding, she gorges herself on cute animals, having been able to resist goggies, lolcats, and now ZooBorns for only so long.
E voilà!
In other news: GIANT NIPPLES.
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but…nursing fucks up your boobs. For real.
Also, by “gorges herself on cute animals”, I hope you don’t mean “eats”. Or, at least not “eats cute live animals”.
Yeah. This is what happens when eat too many cute animals, for sure. I get all confused.
Dr. Ding — she’ll eat your zoo babies.
Great tagline. I needed you for my blog tagline contest (from which you were noticeably absent). “She’ll eat your zoo babies” - I’m going to laugh about that one for awhile.
I don’t know…that baby monkey looks all, “I think your milk is like, sour, mom.”
Fayza and I were trapped in a house with three screaming little boys during Hurricane Ike. How did we manage, you ask? We locked ourselves in a guest bedroom and watched cute animal videos on youtube until the internet went out. Then we drank.
This is optimal hurricane survival behavior, people. Read and learn for Dr. Miggy has much wisdom to impart.