Help Me Save Those Goddamn Lazyass Whales
I mean really. What have whales ever done for me? Nothing, that’s what. But Dr. Ding is a total sucker for marine mammals like whales, dolphins, seals and manatees… despite the fact that all they do all freakin’ day is eat, poop, frolic, and fuck. It’s a great life but a tad unproductive, wouldn’t you say? Shouldn’t someone be clueing these bitches into some kind of lifehack, personal brand or search engine optimization?
Anywallow, sign this petition. The cheerleader on Heroes is running it, and let’s face it, you do NOT want to piss her indestructible ass off.
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
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It all starts to make sense now…”save the cheerleader, save the whale”. I thought that Heroes was trying to rip off Lost with the nonsensical plot twists and non sequiturs.
I’m signing, only because I’m slightly jealous of the them. I wish all that I did all day was “eat, poop, frolic, and fuck”.