Does This WiiFit Make My Ass Look Big?
I wish! Dr. Ding would love to have a J. Lo-style padonkadonk.
I been busy, bitchez. I been doing this and chopping vegetables for my crazy-assed diet, and seeing like a gazillion patients a week.
And honestly? I totally forgot I had a blog for a couple-five weeks.
I blame the abhorrent lack of bacon in my diet.
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Well I hope that you’re feeling better with the new diet at least. I know you look amazing!! Angela
wait is that a wonder woman necklace!?!?!?!?!?!?!
btw butterfly wig is fantabulous.
Fucking breeders!
Haven’t they seen Soylent Green?
Their children will be my food.
Bacon Deprivation is a dangerous thing. I’m pretty sure an old psych prof I had at my fancy liberal arts college told me that it causes hydrocephalus. For reals.
Dr. Ding…I wished you lived here so that you could show up at my parties lookin’ as fine as you did at that Wii party!
Geez. I hate it when I make a mistake in a comment. I said, “I wished…” when I actually simply wish in the present tense.
Vikki, you were just working the Southern Present tense- “wisht”. You just spelled it wrong.
AbbyNormal + JeAnne: Why, thank you my lovelies!
Nater: Whaaa?
Vikki: Be careful what you ask for b/c you might have me showing up at your par-tays!
Was it Brozo who said that thing about hydrocephalus? That totally sounds right to me.
Trainer: “Wisht” is one terrific word!
“If you insert a micropipette here…” - there is probably a bacon center in there somewhere. ha ha.
Bacon? You can’t go wrong on a bacon diet.
Merry Christmas and Happy Happy New Year! Wishing you all the best in 2009!
Those cheeks *have* to be falsies.
;-D
If you can get on a bus without it tipping up, you don’t have a problem…. your Plinky Pal !
Dear SoCalScouse:
I think I love you for that.
Sincerely,
Dr. Ding