Pardon My Narcissistic Ballyhooing
Dr. Ding is still whoring herself gleefully out over at UGO.com. For real; my editor thinks I’m a lucite-heeled poledancer down at the Sons of Hermann Biweekly Krackenkokainenfest who just so happens to have read Freud in the original German. I am so sneaky and wicked bad like that. But they pay me*, so it’s totally cool.
My latest clinical masterpiece is entitled “How to Make Love to a Geek” and can be found here. Enjoy. Go on, you deserve it.
*I know, right?
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
I totally Dugg this. Excellent!
You are THE shizznit, Jamie!
Shizzle?
Okay, whatever fecal variant we’re espousing here, you’re IT!
Ewwwwwwwwwwww. No one needs or wants sex advice from an ugly fat chic. Keep it to yourself and your fumble-fingered, loser, blob of a boyfriend.
Hey WOGG, wanna see what I did last night?
Honestly, I was not impressed.