Snark O’Goshen
This is how you do snark, Evil Beet style. Dr. Ding thinks Evil makes a great point here, amidst the withering sarcasm, pointed comparisons, and general gossip-mongering: there are plenty, PLENTY of disadvantaged children right here in the good ole US of A who are in dire need of adoption. Get off your asses, you middle-class-to-wealthy, lonely bitches and bastids.
Why, there are quite a few wee ones out here in Far East Jesus Junction, TX who I’m sure would love nothing more than to be adopted away from the crushing poverty, abuse, banjo music, racism, and Dr. Pepper-induced mental illnesses of their families, and taken into the diamond-encrusted home of some coke-addled celebutard who will constantly refer to them as “Sweetie Darling” or perhaps “Darling Sweetie” instead of giving them a real name, and who will insist they wear nothing but tiny Prada jumpsuits and eat nothing but edamame all the live long day.
But it would be a step up in the world. Right?
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
Hmm…do they also have to hold black umbrellas over their heads and cover their faces with veils? If so, I say no. If they don’t, I’d say that edamame is nutritious and delicious!
mmmmmmmmmm dr pepper….i knew there was a reason i couldn’t adopt
Edamame is suprisingly tasty! As is Dr. Pepper. These two things also explain why Dr. Ding remains emphatically child-free.
Okay, that made no sense. But you catch the way I’m rolling, homies.