For Dr. Ding So Loved The World….
….that she asked her readership to send in topics they most wanted to read about.
No more shall you be completely at the autocratic, merciless whims of Her Royal Dingship. I want you to have a voice here, and you can be as sassmouth as you see fit. I love me some sassmouth bitches/bastids.
As always, I want to hear your angst in “Dear Dr. Ding” letter form. But please feel free to suggest blog topics in the Comments section below, or to use the Contact form on the sidebar, which shoots me an email.
Jeebes is no longer allowed to view email after quite disastrously attempting to use kerosense and whale blubber to clean and polish my MacBook last week. Where the hell is my Evil Manservant-sized exobiotanical containment device when I need it?
What do you want Dr. Ding to rail, swivet, and riff about in her typically Steampunk-meets-tacky 1980s nostalgia, psychologically rope-a-dope expository style, with several generous helpings of Drag Queen wisdom and a wildly incongruous Buddhist-flavored metaphysical perspective thrown in to keep things interesting?
What juicy, succulent topics would you have me so deftly carve with my rapier wit and serve up lovingly with a green Jello side salad of snark, marshmallows optional?
Dish, y’all.
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
I don’t know about you, but I’m ready to par-tay! (see my site…already started - LOL). Fee free to join in via my site and yours. Anything else, I’m up to game - I think - dear Obi-wan-ding. What can you teach me today?
What goes with a good dish…
A Spoon (got to have a tool). ;P
Do you know how many fools have lived just to be at the “autocratic, merciless whims of Her Royal Dingship” (besides the Beyonce…)??
Okay, okay, here’s what I love best. I love when you give the drooling, incontinent masses a solid cyberthwack upside the head and tell them why they are fucked up. It just gives me the kind of joy that I can’t get elsewhere…even from bacon cups.
I love your food themed snark. With recipes. And don’t forget go-go-boot wearing girl jeebus. Damn, I love your girl-jeebus schtick.
Faithfully yours,
Epiphenita
Pear Lady:
“Always eat dessert first.”
epiphenita:
Cyberthwacks upside the heads of the “drooling, incontinent masses” — you slay me with your bacony superlatives!
I will have more GirlJesus/GirlJeebus schtick per your request. I will also add more snarky recipes.
I adore your Noo Yawk noggin thumps, girl.
Yours In Christ(ian Louboutin),
Ding
your first foray into Dungeons and Dragons.
it’s only right.
Nater Potater! You’re back and I am thereby exalted.
At your behest I will indeed cover my first foray into the Stygian blackness of Midwestern D&D culture, circa 1983. It will be compelling, heady stuff, not suitable for the faint of heart, nor the un-nerdy of character.
Reader be warned!
Stay the course, woman! Stay the course! Why mess with success?