Dear Dr. Ding
I am clicking every time I log in to see what Google thinks fits best with
your content. I was shocked and concerned today when one of the ads was a
chat with singles ads. How did they come up wiht that one. I had to check
to see what it actually was. How to link to single females? Pictures of 20
something females that you can click on to chat with? How does that match
your content? Just thought you might like to know.
Slightly Confused
Dear Slightly:
Darling. This is outrageously predictable, I’m afraid. Google AdSense simply isn’t known for effectively wielding subtle etymological abilities when it comes to matching their ads with actual site content. I shall dispatch Jeebes at once to deal with them forthwith. Possibly also Dr. Ding needs to use less tags containing the words “brown pu” and “ass.” Yes. I’m thinking this may be a sign from the holy shiny silver go-go boots of GirlJesus™ that I need to cut down on the swears.
On second thought, nah.
Ass hell fuck damn shit brown pu!
Ah, that’s better.
| Etsy: QueenBodacious |
Where can I enter the contest where the grand prize is the entire collection of these go-go boots? No wait, I never win the grand prize, let me start over … Where can I enter the contest that awards all entrants the complete set of these go-go boots? Please help me Dr. Ding.
Your blog is already blocked on my school computer anyway (all blogs are, not sure how that’s really protecting the minds of America’s youth, but that’s another topic). Don’t stop the cussin’!
I am working with advertisers to set up a go-go boot…..nah, I can’t lie. I got nuthin.
Dr. Ding shall never flag nor fail. Fuck hell damn shit!