Ask Dr. Ding

Y’all.

Your estimable Dr. Ding has also been blogging here. They won’t let me cuss, but I’ve got a plan.

A sexy plan.

I’m going to use faux-swearwords from the movie Johnny Dangerously in place of my more usual soul-cleansing profanity.

It’s going to blow the balls off a brass monkey, but what’s a girl to do? The Word of Ding must needs go forth across the land. I am compelled by forces greater than myself to herald tidings of honest and generally cheese-free self-discovery without anyone having to stick a mirror upskirt ala the granola-scented exhortations of the original leafy-haired authors of Our Bodies, Our Selves.

Dr. Ding shall therefore blog on, Bloggette. Blog on indeed.

*By this I mean: no diggity.