Ask Dr. Ding

(All)Y’all:

A former student of Dr. Ding sent me this (totally fake, non-empircally or otherwise-validated) Tibetan Personality Test, supposedly endorsed by His Holiness The Dalai Lama, or, as I sometimes refer to him, Buddykins. I have absolutely no idea if it indeed was ever endorsed by Buddykins or not, but I really thought it was a gas, and people…I for once am not talking about farts.

My results came back as the title of this post would imply. Who knew that Dr. Ding was such a money-grubbing whore* tied to ye olde apron string?

Dr. Ding would very much like to meet Buddykins some day, as he looks most fetching with his impishly joyous smile, adorably bald head, and googly glasses. I believe we would have a festive lunch of graham crackers and hot yak butter tea, and then end up pillow-fighting and telling bad jokes.

Whenever I see Buddykins’ image, I am positively stricken with the urge to tickle him under that right arm that remains uncovered, because he’s so goddamned cute. Or maybe it’s the whole wisdom-of-the-ages thing. Oh, and probably being the reincarnation of the Bodhisattva of Compassion thing…..that might have something to do with it too.

*I kid, I kid. Just a little humor for all y’all**.

**Here in Texas, the pronoun y’all is often considered singular, whereas all y’all is considered the plural form thereof. Just thought all y’all would want to know.