Gott Dayum This Monkey IS Cute!
I Googled “cute monkey” and this is what popped up.
I asked Evil Manservant Jeebes if he thought I should acquire said monkey, and he merely sniffed and suggested in his painstakingly polite manner that I hold out for a talking monkey who wears a tiny fez and smokes, a la Mr. Teeny from The Simpsons.
Everyone should have an Evil Manservant. Either that, or everyone should personify all undesirable aspects of his/her psyche into a sneering, awkwardly formal yet diabolical valet.
It’s all good, home fry.
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Dang. That IS a cute monkey.
pictured “monkey” is in actuality an ape, and more specifically, an orangutan.
i want to put little coveralls on that ape!
maybe a spinny beenie?
or a little cowboy suit, with matching cap gun revolvers!
i love you Ding. you\’re good peeps. I\’m very happy that you and my brother met. you\’re a bit like the wacky Mom\’s. who\’d a thought Dave would be attracted to that similarity? i really would\’ve never guessed, not that i put that much time into guessing. he was always very critical of my mom\’s more \”stranger\” beliefs. you\’re a good compliment to him, and i hope he is to you too.
Thanks Nater!
I love you too.
I’m glad I met the beyonce too. He puts up with my wild rantings and ravings, and for that I am grateful. You boys come from good stock!