Ask Dr. Ding

Diet Coke! A whopping 19% of y’all are Diet Coke drinkers, followed closely by Diet Pepsi and Coke Zero. I forgot to include Diet Pepsi Max, however, so at some point we’ll have rematch.

What this all means:

The average Dr. Ding reader is probably female, in her 30s, fairly career-oriented, competitive, can be seen as hard-headed or perhaps even stubborn by others but tends to see herself as merely strong in her beliefs, not a huge risk-taker when it comes to relationships, loyal, secretly fond of daytime soaps, enjoys regular-flavored Doritos, likes feeling intense as opposed to relaxed, uses humor to mask anxiety or other unpleasant feelings, more than likely a dog person than a cat person.

Am I even in the parking lot of the ballpark, my peeps? I’ve never tried to base a carbonated soda-based personality profile off percentage data from an internet survey with such a small sample size, but hey, there’s a first time for everything. Now, basing a personality profile off of grain alcohol preferences….easy peasy.