Category Archives: Vomit-Spewing Aliens

Nurse, Dr. Ding Needs 100cc of Coffee, Stat!

Oh dear Lords of Kobol. It’s 11:22 a.m. Dr. Ding’s brain feels like a giant slug who has overdosed on weed killer. Gaaah. More later.

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I’m a lil’ pisst at Owen Wilson

By now everyone has doubtless gawked at all the Owen Wilson scuttlebutt about his alleged drug overdose/suicide attempt. Dr. Ding just wants it to be on the record that Owen Wilson was fucking brilliant in The Life Aquatic, by turns … Continue reading

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Permit Me a Moment of Agita

The Italians in New York have a great word. Agita. It means almost the same thing as the Yiddish tsuris. Existential heartburn. A state a being so emotionally wound-up that it causes one’s eyeballs to bulge, head to throb, or … Continue reading

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Burnout Questionnaire Regarding Being Burned-Out

Burnout Questionnaire About Burnout: Are You Burned-Out? By Dr. Ding aka Dr. Dementa Please answer the following items “yes”, “no”, or using whatever series of expletives seems to best fit. Sample repsonse is indicated below. It should be noted that … Continue reading

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