Ask Dr. Ding

One of the singularly most original and fascinating websites around is called PostSecret.

Dr. Ding has decided to confess some of her deepest secrets today, in the spirit of confession being good for the soul.

I can knit but I refuse to purl.

Despite my diagnosed TMJ, I continue to gleefully eat unpopped popcorn kernels.

Sterilizing violent criminals, rapists, pedophiles and mothers of drug-addicted babies strikes me as a good idea.

Secretly, I enjoy sewing and am good at it, but lack the patience to do it more than a few times a year.

My theoretical orientation: fascist humanitarian.

My political leaning: fascist humanitarian.

My idea of high comedy is seeing people fall down.

I call my dog Snugglebunnyoinkypiggy when no one’s looking.

I like to drink ridiculously expensive Scotch because it makes me feel extremely self-satisfied and smug.

Persecuting homophobic, hateful and provincial religious fundamentalists seems like a great start sometimes.

If I were a man, I’d be a drag queen.

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